Interesting signs

A hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Bass, this is my only remaining time to land her hair)Packet of crisps: "Winning many awards. No purchase necessary. More information package. "(Special offer)Of luxury soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap" (hopefully not you, was the first soap)Of packaged dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not pay" (later, later)Of iron: "Do not iron clothes on body" (although that saves time)
Children's cough syrup: "Do not drive car or operate machinery after use of medicine (мдаа, we cruel to minimize the number of construction accidents if these get out of the 5 Annual pishlemeta excavator)
Of sleeping pills: "Warning: May cause drowsiness status"NOOOOOOA food processor: "Not to be used for other purposes" (already here неам words)
Package of nuts: "Warning: contains nuts" (and it will be in the news)Package of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts. "(Dishayte. Exhale.)
Children's Superman costume: "Wearing this costume does not allow you to fly." (Our money back)A chainsaw: "Do not try to stop the saw with your hands or genitals" (which means there was no attempt)